Christmas Comedy

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!

Enjoy some Christmas comedy after your turkey and egg nog.

Merry Christmas to you all!

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The 649 Days of Covid Carol | Kate Wand | Lyrics: Michael P Senger

On the 649th day of COVID

my government gave to me:

12 Useless masks

11 Lords a’lying

10 Docs a’grifting

9 Nurses singing

8 Fictitious models

7 Fake tweets

6 Flawed tests

5 Quar-an-tines

4 Shattered friendships

3 Lost jobs

2 Freedom passes

And a vaccine that I don’t need

…and this skit based on an epidemiologist’s actual thread:

Dr Ellie Murray, ScD @EpiEllie

THINK LIKE AN EPIDEMIOLOGIST, Part 2. In today’s 1st thread, I discussed the math of infections to help you understand what #TinyWiseDecisions you can make to be #COVIDSafer this winter. In this 2nd thread, I want to give some concrete ideas for making your risk a little lower.

Dr Ellie Murray, ScD @EpiEllie

THINK LIKE AN EPIDEMIOLOGIST: @POTUS is largely leaving us to make our own decisions about risk for the holiday season, and while I’m not happy about that, I am here to help. First, a thread about the math of infections and how that can help us decide what actions to take. https://t.co/Cj123xYKev